ALOCS Graphic Tee Style Guide Full 2026 Guide

A run through what sits on the racks at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup

The product list is narrower than the noise surrounding it suggests. The brand’s own store carries about 154 products, while roughly 43% of size variants read sold out at any moment. Everything below comes from the brand’s published copy as it stood in September 2026, because ALOCS clothing is copied constantly and fakes seldom match the specs. In Los Angeles in 2018, Desto Dubb started the label, selling out of a van in a downtown parking lot. The copy still states pieces are desto dubb tee hand-dyed and screen-printed there, so production stayed local. Treat the figures below as the published levels as of September 2026, and because streetwear prices move, check before you commit.

How the price bands break down

Most of cough syrup clothing hangs off four numbers. Tees sit at about $150, hoodies at about $200, sweatpants at about $200 and most shorts at about $150, all at the brand’s own store as of September 2026. A small-goods band of about $25 to $70 for socks, boxers and tanks sits below that. Workwear and outerwear sit above it, from about $200 up to about $350 for the heaviest Dickies jacket. No piece in the store is priced below $25 or above $350. Markdowns remain selective, and the mystery-item line is the most reliable half-price route in.

T-shirts

The foundation of the line is cough syrup shirts, and they are almost always where people start. The main price is about $150, with women’s cuts and lighter tanks between roughly $48 and $100. Read everything else against the Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt: 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, relaxed fit, jumbo screen prints front and back, yellow woven label at the hem. Current graphics include King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Big Pharma and Rib Cage, most at the same level. The Warning tee is true to size with a note to size up for an oversized look, since fit gets published garment by garment. The Wok Is Dead and Promethazine Tour tees run lightweight and cropped, and the brand says to order one or two sizes bigger.

Hoodies

Expect about $150 to $200 for hoodies, because the $200 level covers nearly every men’s style. The Classic Cough Syrup Hoodie is the heavyweight anchor: 16 oz 100% organic cotton, hand-dyed and printed in Los Angeles, logos at chest and back. Worth knowing when you inspect one: the yellow woven label sits at the wearer’s bottom left rather than the hem. Alongside it sit the ALOCS Classic, Athletic Dept., Cupid Tattoo, Glocc Zip Up and Blurred Lines hoodies, all near $200. Under that comes the Zip-Up Classic Hoodie nearer $150, and the women’s crop versions sit lower again. Only the classic carries a published fit note, and it reads true to size.

Sweatpants and joggers

Sweatpants match hoodies at about $200, with a flare cut listed nearer $150. Built from 14 oz fleece, specifically 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, the Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants carry the logo screen printed across the front and up the back legs. That weight is nearer a gym-floor sweat than thin mall joggers. Classic Flare Sweatpants, ALOCS Athletic Dept. Sweatpants and Blurred Lines Sweatpants fill in around the classic. How fast this catalogue turns over shows in one listing that reads “Flare Classic Sweapants”, the brand’s own typo. The classic pair reads true to size in the copy.

The shorts rail

The cheapest way into the main line is shorts, with ALOCS shorts covering about $60 to $150. At $150 you find most men’s styles, including the Glocc, Mexico Glocc and USA Glocc shorts, the Awful Lot Of Stincs pair and the Classic Sweat Shorts. Near $100 you find the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts, and the women’s booty shorts near $60. Materials go unpublished on most of them, so you judge graphic, cut and price alone rather than a stated weight. The rest carry no fit note, though the women’s booty shorts are published as true to size. Rather than a waist measurement, printed shorts go by the apparel size run.

Denim pieces

Denim ends up the slimmest category in the store. Just one product fills the collection, the Double Cup Cargo Shorts at about $150 after previously showing $300. The spec reads mid-rise 14 oz denim, garment-dyed with a double dye process meant to mimic sun-fading, with double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly and a custom leather patch. Waist sizes run 28 to 44 and colours come in grey, black and green, purple and red. The brand publishes true to size, with a note to size up one for an oversized cut. That word appears nowhere in the brand’s catalogue even though shoppers call denim shorts jorts, and the only other denim is the ALOCS Denim Jacket and Carpenter Pants at about $300 each.

Jackets and workwear

The expensive end of the rack sits here, at about $200 to $350. At the centre of it is a Dickies programme: the Cough Syrup Dickies Jacket at about $350 is fully lined, with two welt pockets and a pencil pocket on the sleeve, in 65% cotton and 35% polyester. The Dickies 1574 work shirt in the same blend is what the Cough Syrup Dickies Button Down at about $200 uses, published true to size. A quarter zip shirt and loose fit Dickies pants both sit at about $250. Beyond that programme, outerwear means the ALOCS Puffer Jacket at about $250 and a cropped puffer at about $200. Waist, 28 to 44, is how these pieces size, not the usual apparel run.

Accessories

Accessories, which run from about $25 to $250, cover a wider spread than anything else here. The dearest slot is belts at about $250 each, covering the ALOCS Belt, the I Love Cough Syrup Belt and the Awful Lot Of Sex Belt. Move down and there are the ALOCS Wallet Chain at about $125, two bags and a ski mask at about $100 each. At the bottom come small goods: socks at about $50, a two-pack of boxers at about $60 and a bandana at about $25. No other piece here has a published fabric; the boxers do, a 95% cotton and 5% elastane blend, made in Los Angeles. The rest sell on graphic and hardware alone rather than on a spec sheet.

Women’s and kids

Women’s spans roughly $48 to $160 across crop tops, tank dresses, bodysuits, yoga pants and a bikini at about $80. A cropped zip-up hoodie comes in near $100 and the Rich Girls Crop Hoodie near $160, the cheapest route into the silhouette. Some carry the measuring line side print down the seam, and tanks and crop tops are listed as 100% combed cotton. The whole kids list is a classic tee at about $60 and sweatpants at about $100, in sizes 2/3, 4/5, 6 and 8. The Rhime Shoes at about $100, the only item in the collabs collection, are all the footwear there is. Nothing here carries a published fit note, so buy your usual size.

What That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup is not selling right now

Among the gaps, headwear catches people out most. Nobody should be told that hats are currently on sale: the store’s hat collection returned zero products when it was checked in September 2026. Hats have existed before, and the category can return: the brand’s blog describes a Dodger Collection from March 2024 with a fitted and a dad hat, and the trademark covers headwear. One collaboration shoe stands in for a department, which makes footwear almost as thin. Because there is also no global size chart and no washing instructions on the store, fit has to be read garment by garment. An unavailable listing usually means a missing size rather than a dead style, because about 43% of size variants were sold out at the time of checking, and the awful lot of cough syrup drop calendar refills the racks every week or two.